thedailywhat:

Lunch Links:

• Copenhagen summit briefly suspended as G77 nation leave, return.

• Not Onion: Health insurance lobbyists trading virtual currency with Facebook users in exchange for opposition to health care reform.

• Study: Werewolves are real.

• Scientists put everything on hold to determine best Band-Air removal method.

• Mr. Christmas loses weight; Ms. Christmas gets arrested; Father Christmas found buried.

• Woman on the run from the law found working for Homeland Security Department.

• 19-year-old dies after loud bass at nightclub reaches into his body and screws up his heart’s rhythm.

• Man asks government to determine authenticity of $1 million bill; waits four months for an answer he could have Googled in two seconds.

• Man with 54-year overdue book avoids $1,750 fine thanks to library amnesty.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Robert G. Heft, designer of 50-star American flag, dead at 67.

• Lunch List: Yet Another 10 Bizarre Mental Disorders.

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I feel like this is inevitable for me. Thank goodness there are no blackboards this huge in davis (or are there? Oh i hope not.).